k-squared.

So apparently Megan Fox has a thing for someone.

To be more precise, a thing for Rain. And I'm not talking about rain as in, thunderstorms and rain. I mean; Rain, Full House Rain, Korean Rain, My-eyes-disappear-when-I-smile Rain.

Quote, "There is this Korean Justin Timberlake named Rain, and I'm really on his situation now. I'm trying to fix this up. I'm working hard." Unquote.

Whatever the heck that means.

But can you imagine the babies these people will produce?


Oh Bi, I'm so on your situation.

Hopefully, they'll look like their mother. Her being inhumanly gorgeous and all.

And apparently she thinks she looks like a transvestite. Riiight. (And she (bragged) said very humbly that she has a 22inch waist. Dude, what kind of tranny has a 22inch waist!?)

If trannies looked so good, I'd turn myself into a man and back.

Insert awkward silence here. HAHA.

Okay I should go now, before I embarrass myself even more.

PS: To all you males who thought I am just a jealous hoar for uploading such an unattractive photo of her. Screw you. That was the only one I found looking sideways. But here you go, for ya horny buggers.