I was browsing photos on Fbook today (don't tell me you don't do it, I wont believe you) And I found an old monster.

It was...horrible. And scary. And ugly.

It was....this.


Oh. My. Freakin'. God.

Funny how people change over the years huh? Well, thank goodness I don't look like that now.

Let's compare. The picture before, and now. This was taken quite recently.


Yes, I like this pic. Yes, that is my bra strap. No, it is not supposed to be there.

And this. Which was taken right now.

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I was posing. I admit it. So what? I don't care. HAHA. Please ignore the fugly hair. I need a haircut.

Clearly not the hottest chick in town. But all I can say is that I'm so happy I don't look like I did before.

No it's not cute. It's ugly. And fat. You don't have to lie to me. D:

BUT! I'm tagging everyone who reads this to do it. :D You HAVE to.

End of random post.

Hearts.
K a y

Got tagged(:

Well, technically I got tagged a while ago by my 'adopted kor' AKA Kang Fah. But whatever. HAHA. I still did it in the end.

And this is what I had to do:

1. Take a recent picture of yourself or Take your picture of yourself right now.
2. Dont change your clothes, dont fix your hair... Just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with no editing.
4. Post these intructions with your picture.
5. Tag 5 people to do this.

I can't be bothered to use my camera, cause it's like...10 meters away from me. And that would require me to walk. So here's a crappy webcam photo for ya.

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Blah. See how pathetic my attempt at smiling is? This is what being in Brunei too long does to you.

Tagging: Sus, Shiv, and whoever else wants to do it :D

And here I would like to share some pearls of wisdom with you. In the form of a MSN convo between Fathimah(El Faitho) and Me(Kay).

el faitho: KARMAN!
el faitho: [19:43] Woodsy.7: you look like the girl playing in Quantum of Solace 007
el faitho: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
el faitho: WTH???!?!?!?!?!?
el faitho: my old friend
el faitho: WTH??!?!?!
*k a y: Talking about....you?
el faitho: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
*k a y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
el faitho: yes
*k a y: OMG
*k a y: GHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
el faitho: SO BLIND!
el faitho: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
*k a y: BOND GIRL
*k a y: PLEASE
*k a y: SHAKEN
el faitho: i think he mistook me for someone else
*k a y: NOT STIRRED
el faitho: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*k a y: BOND GIRL HAHAHA
*k a y: OMG FATS
*k a y: I CAN IMAGINE IT
*k a y: YOUR TUDONG
*k a y: FLUTTERING IN THE WIND
el faitho: holding a gun?
el faitho: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
*k a y: AS JAMES BOND GRABS YOU FROM THE SIDE
*k a y: HOLDING A GUN IN ONE HAND
el faitho: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
el faitho: OMG
*k a y: AND YOU SPEED DOWN THE BRUNEIAN HIGHWAY
*k a y: HAHAHA
*k a y: "What's your name?"
*k a y: "Bond, James Bond."
*k a y: "And you?"
el faitho: um...fathimah?
el faitho: ...FAT-y-MAH???
el faitho: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*k a y: Almunawar. Fathimah Almunawar.
*k a y: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*k a y: Or like how Mr Hatchett does it
*k a y: "FATEMAH"
el faitho: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*k a y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
el faitho: make me sound exotic mannn
*k a y: "Fat-aym-arh"
el faitho: i can imagine it too
el faitho: ...wow fatymah...you are....petite
*k a y: omg
el faitho: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
*k a y: Just use El Faitho
*k a y: HAHAHA
*k a y: SO EXOTIC
*k a y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
el faitho: LOL
el faitho: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Okay. There was more. But I decided to end it there. You get the picture.

AHAHA. The insanity.

@Fathin: When are we doing that video?

Bye,
K a y

Well. Its not everyday you get to see a drag queen in action, especially in Brunei.

S/he was very cute, as in 'adorable cute' not 'hot cute'. :| And had great legs, according to my mum. (wth mum HAHAHA.) And could dance in heels waaay better than I can.



And those boobs are real...I think :| Cause the thing is...it was actual...flesh. HAHAHAHAHA No, I wasn't staring at her boobs. They were just...THERE okay?

But anyway. Yes. I have absolutely nothing to do right now, so here I am blogging. My trip to Hong Kong got postponed ): which sucks. Gah. I'm definitely getting out of here the beginning of next month though. I hope.

I really, really, really hope.

On a completely random note, here's how crazy my parents (My dad mostly HAHA) are over Korean dramas.

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One.

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Two.

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Three.

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Four.

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Five.

...And there's even more. But I couldn't find them.

Yea. We could probably open up our own rental store.

The funniest thing is that , my nephew:

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This one.

His name is Jung Hei.

And they're thinking of naming the next one...Jung Ki. :X

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Too cute.

Love,
K a y

When I was listening to the song 10 minutes by Lee Hyori.

She asks me, 'What song is this? Cha na ni pong biang?'

...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh mum....ilusm. xD

Ta ta,
K a y

An utterly pointless post. I just love this song.



Favourite song ever.

Hands down.

Without doubt.

Love,
K a y

Photoshop-ish.

I was browsing photos of my friends on Facebook just now (and I know you do too, so don't judge me T-T!) And I saw this beautiful pic of Sarah and I couldn't help myself but to photoshop-tweak it.


So pretty.

I haven't photoshopped in ages. So I'm warning you now.

Here's the result of...10 minutes? 5 minutes-ish of work.

Sarah Pretty!
Contrast, a photo filter or two, bit of blur, among other things.

I know, I know. I didn't do much. All I did was up the contrast a bit and made some colours stronger and gave it an 'old photo' feel. But to be honest, this photo is so pretty it hardly needs any work.

Okay. End random post. HAHA ♥♥♥

Love,
K a y

The Adventures of Karman and her webcam.

Part 1.

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Here's a moderately sane photo to begin with. Look at me. I look perfectly harmless, like a little lost puppy. You can't hurt me, I'll use my sad eyes at you. And cry.

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HA! FOOLED YOU. Idiot. What do you think I am? Some sorta loser?

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No, I am not a loser. Watch me balance my pen. Betcha can't do that, can you? CAN YOU?

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I'm cooler than you.

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I pwn your ass with my uber teddy bear hat.

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Multi-functional too. Aren't you jealous?

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I even use it to practise kisses. Ha. Ha. Ha. No, I'm kidding. I'm a real girl and I go kiss real boys.

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I mean, who can resist this mug? Look, I'll even frame it for you.

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Can't touch this.

Okay. That was...complete and utter crap. Uhm, it's 12:11am...and I'm really, really bored. Cut me some slack will ya?

Bye!
K a y

PS: Thank you JC for the pics which you saved from our webcam convo. (You ninja, you.)

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